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| Veni...Vidi... | Viti...Teste. |
| Virtual Cards for | Public Breast Feeding. |
| Not Just Monica Lewinsky | But All Chicks? |
| To Club or Not to Club | There's a Harpseal. |
| Augmenting Afro-Centric History | Well, Mr T's Anyway. |
| The Next Logical Step | In Protectionist Whacko-isms. |
| Disturbing Thoughts | Where the Truth Hurts. |
| Learn Your Own History | The Past Life Game. |
| Alternative Population Control? | Legalized Murder. |
| Very Interesting and | Strange But True. |
| At Last De-Cloaked by Hillary | That Vast Rightwing Conspiracy. |
| Set Aside All Doubts as to | Why OJ Didn't Do It. |
| See Dick, See Jane, See Spot | See Them Die, Die, Die. |
| Why Cybersex Is No Better | Than Sex in Real Life. |
| Truth in Labelling the Visual | From Rotten dot Com. |
| Tips on Technique on | How to Be a Porn Star. |
| Not Just Useless Protoplasm | But Potential Power for a City. |
| Records You'd Love to Break | Are the Sexual Ones. |
| Courses for Women | Possibly Designed by Men. |
| Upper West Side Chinese | Restaurant Name Generator. |
| Identify if You Can | Models in Gas Masks. |
| Check for the Sinister | In Reversed Speech. |
| Whatever Became of | That Former Child Star? |
| Women Are from Bras | Men Are from Penus. |
| Sing While You Surf | Midi Karaoke. |
| The Night Before Christmas | (Mad Scientist). |
| The Night Before Christmas | (Ebonics). |
| Those Sinister and Scary | Ubiquitous Squirrels. |
| Protecting the Spirit of Christmas | Elves in Black. |
| The All-Too Common Syndrome | My Boss Sucks. |
| Find Familiar Timeworn Phrases | With the Cliché Finder. |
| Science Meets Fascism | Politically "Correct" Physics. |
| Just Out for Males | Your Relationship Stress Test. |
| Like an Ex-Fallen Angel | The Ex-Lawyer. |
| Preserving the Pulp | In Pulp Fiction. |
| Halloween Is Over. What Should | We Do With Those Witches? |
| Oooooh! How Real! | The Devices of Hollywood. |
| Utterly the Most Compelling | Scientific Lures in History. |
| Boons Via the Internet | Rid Him of His Curse. |
| If You Like "B" Westerns | You'll Love This Place. |
| The Latest and Least Flattering | Celebrity Lookalike Contest. |
| Sure They Always Pester You | But How do They Feel? |
| Highly Inventive Even if | Somewhat Less than Practical. |
| Latest Intergalactic "Struggle" | Of the Starwhores. |
| If These Seem Sensible to You | You Must be a Lawyer. |
| If Batman Is Forever | Whatever Is he For? |
| Stupidity - Not Just for Customers | But for Co-Workers, too. |
| Still Waters Run Deep | Often, By Still Waters. |
| Captured on Film | The Battle of the Sexes. |
| In Santa Cruz - Where to Go | When You Have to Go. |
| The Sad Chronicle of Hollywood's | Most Painful Relationships with Females. |
| Once You Have Joined | You Never Leave Alive. |
| It Is Good to Collect Something | Even if it's Phallic Symbols. |
| Remember...Your Anus Is | An Exit, Not an Entrance. |
| Elmo Is No Challenge | Try Tickling Spawn. |
| Females - Know Your Adversary | Guide to North American Males. |
| Send Sick, Dead, or Dying | Flowers to Your DeLoved Ones. |
| Better Remembered as Bad | Than Forgotten Altogether. |
| Shed Your Slave Name with the | Farrakhan African Name Generator. |
| Join the Righteous Crusade | Concerned Parents Against Rock. |
| Utimate Courage of Exposure | The Personal Bedroom Camera. |
| Clinton Cruises for Girlfriends in | The Mobile Homes of Mississippi. |
| Don't Hide it in the Attic | Enter the Ugly Lamp Contest. |
| All Things Esoteric | At Ezeckiel's Website. |
| You Have a New Love Interest | Where Best to Keep Her? |
| Remote Control Conflict Resolution | The Voodoo Assassination Project. |
| Ten Ways to Tell | If You Are a Cannibal. |
| Doubling Your Pleasure | By Doubling Your Fun. |
| Protecting the World of Food | Are the Fat Men in Black. |
| Attain Maximum Asset Exposure | The Internet's Tit Exchange. |
| Quickly Build Your Harem | 8000 Wives in Three Weeks. |
| Worse than a Poltergeist | Stalked by a Possessed Toaster. |
| Bypass Lyricists with the | Country Western Songwriting Kit. |
| Is Your Family Prepared | For a Zombie Attack? |
| High Art Poetry Combined | With Low Journalism Tabloids. |
| Preclude Unscheduled Nudity | With a Condom Tourniquet. |
| Center for Prevention of Abuse | To Shopping Carts. |
| Hard to Find Gems | The Dive Bars of San Diego. |
| Most Challenging ID Test, Ever | Algore, or the Unabomber? |
| The Collection of Wisdoms | Of Severe Tire Damage. |
| To Beat, or Not to Beat | Aye, Here's a Harp Seal. |
| Jurassic Combats the Modern | Gamera vs. Barney. |
| Behind the Service Scenes | Of Engles Gas Station. |
| Latest Cannibal Delicacy | Mike Tyson Ate My Ears. |
| The Skillfully "Engineered" | Approach to Romance. |
| If the Internet Took Your Life | Use it to Get a New One. |
| The Five Day Forecast | For What Day it Feels Like. |
| You've Seen His Mass Murders | Now Hear His Music. |
| Cheerleaders Inspire Some | To Want to Kill Them. |
| The Town Without Pity | Pronunciation Pity, That Is. |
| Collection of Oddball Records | It Crawled from the Bins. |
| Off Hollyweird's Beaten Path | Is the Offbeat Path. |
| This Life Insured By | Smith and Wesson. |
| A Variety of Humor From | The Illegitimate Comedian. |
| Warning, Will Robinson! | Looks Good, Tastes Bad. |
| And Then There's The | Looks Bad, Does Good. |
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