I Have the "Ex" to Thank | For Ripping My Heart Out. |
Available Right Now | Virus #12406. |
Quick! Hide Your Goats | From the 'Rican Chupacabra. |
Joining Most Hazardous Professions | A Projectionist. |
For the Internet Deprived | Design a Perfect Companion. |
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Liven Up Your Party With | The Parachuting Elvises. |
Always Efficient/Occasionally Accurate | The Online Pregnancy Test. |
Hate Brussel Sprouts? | How About Grapefruit? |
The One, the Only | Shrine to Q-Tips. |
Skeletons In Your Closet | From the L.A. County Coroner. |
Examine What Dogs Eat | After the Fact. |
You Know, In All that Excitement | Arnold May Have Lost Count. |
Appropriate Interactive Directions for | Screening Psychiatric Hotline Calls. |
Musicians Swallowed by Godzilla | Captain Feces & Exploratory Orchestra. |
Utilize the Internet | To Overcome Your Nerd Image. |
See HTML Design | Nobody Will Ever Forget. |
Read OJ's Own License Plate | If Justice Had Him Making Them. |
Ask Mojo Straight Out | And Straight Out, He'll Answer. |
Original Graphics? Your Own Photo? | Pray They Don't Appear Here. |
Like Consulting the Dalai Lama | Or Someone Even More Cosmic. |
Some Places it's the Opossum | Some Places it's the Armadillo. |
"History Laid Bare" | Sexual Time Travel. |
Richard Lederer | Is Very Punny Indeed. |
Food that Helps Win Wars | The Shrine to Spam. |
A True Psychic Challenge | Alot Trickier Than Bending Spoons. |
Issues Gallup Probably Won't Survery | And, You Get to Vote on Them. |
Building a Better Mousetrap | By Combining Blenders with Phones. |
Great Lines Make Great Films | Then, There're the Lines from "Showgirls." |
Unlike a Pricked Balloon | You Can Get it Back. |
A Goldmine of Humor | Greg Bulmash's Page. |
Catharsis on the Web | Bad Teen Angst Poetry. |
You Thought Bloodshot Was Bad? | How About This Guy's Viewpoint? |
All Things Utilitarian and Wonderful | About Duct Tape. |
Both Bacterium and Actor | Murray's Page. |
Help Government "Green" Politics | Right in Your Own Backyard. |
For Close Encounters of the Worst Kind | There Is UFO Abduction Insurance. |
In Every Fairy Tale Somebody | Lives Happily Ever After. |
Now You Can Even Use a Browser | To Browse Vegetables. |
Here Are a Bunch of Stories to | Make Your Brain Slide Down Your Neck. |
For Advice With an Attitude | Just Ask Fatty. |
Rate Your Popularity Potential | With the Slut Aptitude Test. |
And Other Things Vaginal | Nate's Vagina Page. |
Compare Your Job With, Say, | Skindiving for Roto-Rooter. |
No BarbieDoll Collection Is | Truly Complete Without These. |
HTML for the Clear Sighted | The World's Smallest Image Map. |
High Literature Becomes a Musical | Lord of the Rings Rap. |
The Greatest Relationships | Can Make You Swoon. |
Be All that You Can Be | For the Farmer. |
The Worst Obscenity of All | Is Kitty Porn on the Net. |
Hidden Hazards for Women Golfers | Pigs on the Links. |
Homicidal Lesbian Terrorist | Hothead Paisan. |
Her Clothes Disappear Faster | Than the Pen's Ink Does. |
Save Suspense at Summer Films | With Predict-o-Scripts. |
New Meaning of "Head" | Bras From Mens' Shorts. |
See Ray Dennis Steckler Films | AKA: Cash Flagg Cult Classics. |
High Class Health Foods | White Trash Cookin' with Ed. |
Rate the Sexiness of Your Voice | In Open Competition. |
Every Man's Nightmare | Is About His Penis. |
And, Speaking of No Penis | If Lesbians Scheduled TV Shows. |
Finally, After Centuries | The Illuminati Revealed. |
For Undercover Nerds | A "Closet" Pocket Protector. |
Communism May Be Crumbling | But Not the World Takeover Team. |
Contribute Your Part to Humanity | By Becoming a Sperm Donor. |
Avoid those Amateurs on TV | At The Psychic Chicken Network. |
If Opposites Attract | How Do Electrons Do It? |
Approaching Suddenly From Behind | Then Gone With the Winds. |
Mixing Poetry With Health Food | Haikus to Olestra. |
Unlikely Grudge Matches | On Which You Get to Vote. |
Don't Call it Fat | Call it Famine Resistant. |
The Truth Is Revealed | About Those "Vibrator" Ads. |
Now We Know Where | All Those Missing Socks Went. |
The Deeply Philosophical | Questions About Wile E. Coyote. |
Get a Life at Dave's | And Get a Lot of Laughs, Too. |
Forget the Wisdom of the Ages | Consult A Teenager. |
Really Revealing Pictures | Especially the One of Hillary. |
Meet the Public | And Learn to Hate Them. |
Check Out Some Babes | Who No Longer Mind It. |
Practice Second-Order Vegetarianism | At a Different Kind of PETA. |
First-Order Vegetarianism | For the Legitimate Purist. |
Twins Separated at Birth? | Kurt Cobain and the Unabomber. |
Feeling Down and Irregular? | Seek Out "Artistic" Relief. |
When at a Loss For Food | Don't Be at a Loss for Words. |
Beauty and Scientific Information | The Skin Disease Weekly. |
The Latest in Revisionism | Politically Correct Bedtime Stories. |
Expert's Tips on Technique | For Puking Alcohol. |
Of All the Kinds of People on the Net | These Kind Are all a Quart Low. |
Argued: the Pros and Cons of | American vs. Foreign Girls. |
Better Than Any Tabloid, and | The Fortean Times is True. |
A Screen to Show Your Boss | So He Won't Know You're Surfing. |
"Postal" Is More than an Adjective | It is a Creed, Too. |
Combining Sex With Food Helper | Penis Pasta. |
Heretofore Undisclosed Uses | For the Ex-Wife. |
Now Making Cyber Housecalls | The Tooth Fairy. |
Tips on Technique | To the Gentle Art of Stalking. |
Yet Another Spin | The Gentle Art of "Stocking." |
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