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| Just Forget the Flowers | Tell Her With Handcuffs. |
| Try to Imagine if Dr. Seuss | Had Been a Technical Writer. |
| In Black-and-White at Last! | Her Rules for a Happy Marriage. |
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| The Hardboiled Detective's Search | For the Lost Elvis Diaries. |
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| Join the Anti-Extinction Crowd | Preserve Endangered Feces. |
| Contemplate Your Navel Awhile | And You, Too, Will Collect Some. . . |
| Responsibility and Sensitivity | While Shooting Home Appliances. |
| Higher Education Expands the Mind | Boy, and How ! |
| When Genetics and Engineering Meet | You Get Practical Life Forms. |
| It Didn't Work for the Road Runner | And It Won't Work for You, Either. |
| Bad Judgement in the Marriage | Bad Judgement in What to Wear. |
| Combat Tragic Glue Production | At the Horse Aid Site. |
| How Kurt Cobain Practiced | His Last Smashing of Pumpkins. |
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| If Cleanliness Is Next to Godliness | Flossed Teeth Are Saintly. |
| The Lonely Man Sheepishly Said | "I Love Ewe." |
| Prank Your Favorite College Kid | E-Mail Him a Corporate Rejection. |
| Come Visit the Web Wench | With An Attitude. |
| A Cool Ghoul Seeks the Famous | Well, Their Graves, Anyway. |
| She Just Loves You to Page Her | Uncover Her Fetish. |
| Within the Comfort of Your Own Home | Check In to the Mental Ward. |
| Bill Gates and Don McLean | The Insidious Conspiracy Revealed. |
| You May Not Be a Drug Dealer | But at Least You Can Talk Like One. |
| Yes, It's Deja Vu All Over Again | At the Movies. |
| If You Still Have Any Self-Doubts | This Asshole Test May Help You Decide. |
| You Clean Your Monitor's Outside | He Cleans Its Inside and Your Wallet. |
| Good Citizens Save Tax Money | By Arresting Themselves. |
| Next Time You Find a Corpse | Figure Out the Time of Death. |
| Although Clinton Signed Up Here | You Definitely Shouldn't. |
| Kids -- Try This at Home | How to Build an Atomic Bomb. |
| Her Rings on Fingers, Bells on Toes | And the Meanings Thereof. |
| Finishing Schools All Need a "Before" | This Man Is The Finest Example. |
| Assistance for the Poorly Endowed | The Enhanced Penetration Pillow. |
| Gauge for Yourself the Success | Of Teaching History to Students. |
| It's More Fun for Guys than for Girls | The All-Important Breast Examination. |
| When On a Date You May | Now Make Snap Judgements. |
| Indispensable for Men Is the | Female Speech-to-Thought Translator. |
| Another Too Typical Catch 22 | And the History of Handshaking. |
| Assistance for the Tongue-Tied | Send Love Letters via Cyrano. |
| Friends, Romans, Countrymen | Sell Me Your Ears. |
| Subtract the Mud and Add Clothes | But a Good Catfight Is Still Fun. |
| Some Ads Are Funny | Some That Didn't Make it Are Funnier. |
| If She's Attracted to Cucumbers | Don't Let Her Surf this Site. |
| Lots of People | Don't Like AOL. |
| Some People | Don't Like Bill Gates. |
| Excellent Insight Into | Males vs. Females. |
| For Men Who Are Suave, Debonair, | And Can't Decide What to Wear. |
| Helpful Tips on How To | Survive Starring in a Horror Movie. |
| Now You Can Compute and Vacation | Simultaneously Via Astral Projection. |
| Anything But Wisdom Comes | Out of the Mouths of Babes. |
| Won't Show Your Body in Public? | Get a Better One for Display. |
| Really Bad Movies Are Fun | They Become Cult Classics. |
| If Your Face Could Stop a Clock | Flatter Yourself With Comparisons. |
| Tales of the Bizarre from | The World of the Bizarre. |
| So, He Was a Transvestite | Not All His Movies Were Abominable. |
| Everyone Could Use a Prescription | For the Ultimate Recreational Drug. |
| The Only Good Bug Is a Dead Bug | See Some Really Good Bugs. |
| We All Know of the Fish Cam | But What About the Piranha Cam? |
| Most WebCams Catch Reality | Only One Catches Ghosts. |
| Murphy's Laws Hold True | Even With Sex. |
| If You Cause Him to Lose Limbs | Don't Worry - He's Already Dead. |
| Indecisive/Confused? Consult | The Universal Problem Solver. |
| Quick! Shut the Door to that Closet! | It's Full of Fat, Hideous Dikes. |
| Romance Novels Are Laughable? | Wait Until You Read Ferri Tales. |
| Who Says Death Can't Be Funny? | The Afterlife of Bob Comic Strip. |
| Masochists Find Mirth at | The Worst of the Web. |
| Ode to Life in the Fast Lane | And the Abrupt End Thereof. |
| Whale Watchers Won't Like | Dynamiting a Dead Whale. |
| Dear Abby too Tame/Lame? | Grandma Death Advises. |
| The Male Alternative is | The Bad Answer Man. |
| Or, Animal Lovers May | Consult the Naked Dancing Llama. |
| Scientists and Sadists Like to | Dissect Frogs on the Internet. |
| Pay Your Respects at the | Virtual Pet Cemetery. |
| For Strong Stomachs Only: | The Captain Kirk Singalong Page. |
| Real Life Suggestions for | Filling Out an Accident Report. |
| Men Can Practice Marksmanship | On Virtual Sperm Target. |
| Various Interpretations of Why | The Chicken Crossed the Road. |
| Something to Do While Thinking | The Booger Page. |
| Desperate for an Excuse? Your | Evil Little Brother Can Help. |
| Laugh at Corporate Expense at | Parody of Advertising. |
| Try the New No-Calorie | Fortune Cookie. |
| And Now There Are Even | No-Calorie Omlettes. |
| Weird Stories by | Weird Story Teller. |
| Those Who Like Macabre: | The Horror Page. |
| No Heartbreak of Psoriasis? | How About the Plague of Zits? |
| If Your Zitcream Fails You | Russian Virtual Roulette Won't. |
| What if Nietzsche | Were a Clerk in a 7-11? |
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