NOTICE: I have found a source of high-quality "Dream Date" .jpgs and have gone back to three "fakes" section updates per month!

Twoey's Dream Date for today is:

Picture of a Serious Babe, 

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Gee, this is a lot of fun.

Are they real, or are they Mammarex? Only her Undresser knows for sure!

All NEW date = 12/11/17

Doris Day

Drew Barrymore

Elin Nordegren the ex-Mrs Tiger Woods

Elisha Cuthbert

Elizabeth Banks

Elizabeth Gillies

Elizabeth Hurly

Elizabeth Mitchell

Elizabeth Montgomery

Elizabeth Taylor

Eliza Carson

Eliza Dushku

Eliza Taylor Cotter

Elle MacPherson

Ellen Muth

Ellen Page

Ellie Goulding

Ellie Kemper

Elodie Yung

New, more beautiful, and better candidate than Gauge.

Heather Brooke is her potential competitor!

And another contestant for the crown.

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For Female Visitors

I was surprised to learn not only that some ladies visit this page but that they wanted photos of guys here for themselves. After a half dozen unsolicited requests from same, I complied and added the following photo feature. Furthermore, I have received dozens of confirmations since then from ladies who wrote that they appreciate my efforts. OK, I will continue this monthly event.

Mr. December

A guy in uniform, sort of.

Erotic e-zine for the girls

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