Update info: I may be having local difficulties for a few days

NOTICE: I have found a source of high-quality "Dream Date" .jpgs and have gone back to three "fakes" section updates per month!

Twoey's Dream Date for today is:

Picture of a Serious Babe, 

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Gee, this is a lot of fun.

Are they real, or are they Mammarex? Only her Undresser knows for sure!

All NEW date = 2/1/16

Back to strictly alphabetical, as of 10/21/15.

Jennifer Esposito

Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Lawrence looking well-fed, not hungry

J-Ho, confessed understudy to Hanoi Jane

Jennifer Love Hugetits

Jennifer Morrison

Jennifer O'Dell

Jennifer Tilly

Jennifer Walcott

Jenny McCarthy

Jeri Ryan inspires 9 of 10

Jessica Alba

Jessica Biel

Jessica Chastain

Jessica Jung

Jessica Nigri

Jessica Simpson

Jessie Shannon

Jessie Wallace

Joan Collins

WARNING! Reported virus attacks if you try to download rather than merely to view this link. Please send me your feedback experiences, and try this link only at your own risk. Guage is BACK! And doing what she does best.

Now Heather Brooke is her potential competitor!

And a new contestant for the crown.

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For Female Visitors

I was surprised to learn not only that some ladies visit this page but that they wanted photos of guys here for themselves. After a half dozen unsolicited requests from same, I complied and added the following photo feature. Furthermore, I have received dozens of confirmations since then from ladies who wrote that they appreciate my efforts. OK, I will continue this monthly event.

Mr. February

A guy with some hair.

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