NOTICE: I have found a source of high-quality "Dream Date" .jpgs and have gone back to three "fakes" section updates per month!

Twoey's Dream Date for today is:

Picture of a Serious Babe, 

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Gee, this is a lot of fun.

Are they real, or are they Mammarex? Only her Undresser knows for sure!

All NEW date = 4/20/19

Charis Boyle

Charisma Carpenter

Charlize Theron

Charlotte Church

Charlotte McKinney

Charlotte Roche

Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Peretti



Cher Lloyd

Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Ladd

Cheryl Tweedy

Chloe Bennett

Chloe Dykstra

Chloe Grace Moretz

Chloe Jasmine

Chloe Sevigny

Christina Aguilera

New candidate.

Heather Brooke is her potential competitor!

And another contestant for the crown.

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For Female Visitors

I was surprised to learn not only that some ladies visit this page but that they wanted photos of guys here for themselves. After a half dozen unsolicited requests from same, I complied and added the following photo feature. Furthermore, I have received dozens of confirmations since then from ladies who wrote that they appreciate my efforts. OK, I will continue this monthly event.

Mr. April no foolin'

Is this really Chris Hemsworth?

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