NOTICE: I have found a source of high-quality "Dream Date" .jpgs and, since 3/10, have gone back to three "fakes" section updates per month!

Twoey's Dream Date for today is:

Picture of a Serious Babe, 

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Gee, this is a lot of fun.

Are they real, or are they Mammarex? Only her Undresser knows for sure!

All NEW date = 4/10/14

Scarlett Johansson

Sela Ward

Selena Gomez


Shania Twain

Shannon Doherty

Shannon Elizabeth

Sharon Den Adel

Sharon Stone

Sigourney Weaver

Silvina Luna

Sophie Marceau

Stephanie McMahon

Summer Glau

Susan Lucci

Tabitha Taylor

Tara Reid

Taylor Swift

Teri Hatcher

WARNING! Reported virus attacks if you download rather than merely view this link. Please send me your feedback experiences, and try this link only at your own risk. Guage is BACK! And doing what she does best.

And now Heather Brooke is her potential competitor!

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For Female Visitors

I was surprised to learn not only that some ladies visit this page but that they wanted photos of guys here for themselves. After a half dozen unsolicited requests from same, I complied and added the following photo feature. Furthermore, I have received dozens of confirmations since then from ladies who wrote that they appreciate my efforts. OK, I will continue this monthly event.

Mr. April (no foolin')

Is it true, could it really be Taylor Lautner?

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