Gunther Burpus, 41, of Bremen, Germany was attempting to enter
his front door through its pet flap because he had mislaid his key.  He
got stuck.  Unfortunately for him, his plight was noticed by a group of
very playful and creative students.  They proceeded to remove his pants,
paint his ass bright blue, stick a daffodil in his crack, and erect a 
sign nearby which read, "Germany Resurgent.  An Essay in Street Art.
Please Give Generously."  Despite Gunther's cries for help, for the next
two days passersby threw coins at him and yelled, "Very good, very 
clever!"  Gunther was finally released by police responding to an old 
lady's complaint.

                      --from "Der Spiegel"