Draftdodgegate

The Nation called me up for draft.
Do you all think that I am daft?
The military "we all loathe."
In OD green I will not clothe.

Treasongate

When Hanoi Jane went off to war
It wasn't our side she was for.
To Moscow I my Mecca made.
While there I donned a pinker shade.

Fornigate

My wife's an ugly, fat, old frump.
The young and loose I'd rather hump.
Or better still (it doesn't count):
When with their mouths they drain my fount.

Cattlegate

A hundred thousand in one day.
Of course we know that ain't no hay.
You would, too, with just one buck
Make all that dough – beginner's luck!

Whitewatergate

Defraud of millions we did not
Defaulting loans, that's all just rot.
Convicted were our partners all.
How good for us they took the fall.

Nannygate

Those crooked pols we will ensnare,
Taxation cheat, not paying fair
The nanny's pay that's to her due.
But wait! Applies this to us, too?

Travelgate

Those travel guys weren't good old boys.
Hil treated them like they were toys.
She played them all for fools and
Their jobs brought to a bitter end.

Taxgate
A spending cut? There is no such.
But of one thing there's ne'er too much.
A tax raise is the best for you.
The biggest one in hist'ry, too.

Filegate

When Tricky Dick misused those files.
We just about broke out in piles.
Impeach that prick! He has to go!
Who hired our Craig? We do not know.

Perjurgate

Obstructing justice we beseech
Gave us cause Nixon to impeach.
From perjury we will not free,
Unless, of course, applied to me.